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Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces



#self isolation #unus annus computer videos #dont touch your face #markiplier #Comedy
Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.
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Oh boy, Ethan seems to have taken Mark's "don't touch me" remarks too far this time.

by Dragon Burst 1 week ago

Government: self-isolate, stay at home, stay 6 feet apart.
me, an extreme introvert: finally, the one time I can be a hero by staying inside watching YouTube all day.

by Max Daye 1 week ago

These two: “NO HANDS ON FACE”
Me, an intellectual: uses pavement to scratch my face

by ShagInTheBag 420 1 week ago

Everyone: Suffering about how they aren’t supposed to touch their face.

Me: Thinking about how horses never touched their faces for the whole of their life while flies fly into their eyes

by Coolsushi _01 1 week ago

Alternate title: “Mark and Ethan Avoid Giving To Charity for 15 Minutes”

by Tassos Soumbeniotis 1 week ago

I think Markiplier is Batman, 'cause he keeps saying "I'm Markiplier" just like Batman keeps saying "I'm Batman" and they both use this as an excuse for anything and everything.

by Su 1 week ago

Them: “Please stay home”
Me: * is an essential worker *

by Flamey-O 1 week ago

"tell me about the first time you touched your face"
"Ah, well it was 1996, the year I was born, me and my dad were out back, playin ball.."
How is Ethan gonna tell us that literal baby him was playing ball with his dad the year he was born

by Quinn 1 week ago

“How do I know I can trust you?”
“I’m Markiplier”

Remembers all of the ‘lies of Markiplier’ in the bathtub

by Luke Gregory 1 week ago

Ethan and Mark: Not touching their faces.






Me: Resting my head on my hand while watching this video

by Wimbow 1 week ago

No one:

Literally no one:

YouTube algorithm: Demonitiozation to spreading awareness of Covid-19

by Kokobean Gaming 1 week ago

“It’s definitely something to take seriously” Mark says with his headphones over his face like those weird sunglasses that go straight across for fashion that nobody likes

by Avery H 1 week ago

Someone: So how long do you think the coronavirus crisis is gonna last?"
Mark: "uh, another five minutes."

by uh 1 week ago

Mark: Coronavir-

YouTube: Demonetized

by Xbjbean 1 week ago

"That uncle from Alabama."

That's ALL my uncles, honestly.

by Thacobell 1 week ago

Ethan: jerking his head randomly
My body: "It's twitching time."

by leo 5 days ago

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